I just had human shit waiting for me at the top of the escalator at Bowery. This is truly the Lord's day.
May the Lord look upon you in favor and give you pees.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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