yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
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We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
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I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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