Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
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is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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