He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
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I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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