whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
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on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
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I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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