you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
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He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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