Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
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I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
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Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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