bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
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I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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