And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
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I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
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I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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