Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
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all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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