I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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