i think i have herpe
just one?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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