I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
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One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
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Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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