Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
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Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
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It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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