Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
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The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
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Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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