I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
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The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
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I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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