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  I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.

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• lol what if its not even ryan cabrera and it was actually just someone named Ryan Caberra.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:44pm

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• if you got gumbys, it was all worth it.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:07am

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• kens is way better than bigdaddys. gumby's is awesome

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:14am

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• I miss Gumby's and Tallahassee!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:53pm

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• Someone actually went to the Ryan Cabrera concert at Big Daddy's? Floyd's denied him. hahaha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:17am

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• Hahahahahha inflatable moose xD I love you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:30pm

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• on the way down.........my cock

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:51am

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• too bad he ended up banging the asian that manages a & f @ the hotel across from the bars.....

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:21am

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• gumbys is a pizza place

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:09am

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• haha i def have n00dz of the girl that sent this text! woo

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 6:21pm

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• I know at least 3 girls who have hooked up with Ryan Cabrera. He's a slut. If that poor Riley girl thinks she's his girlfriend, she is in for a nasty surprise

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:18pm

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• why did so many people call this a good night? she kissed RYAN FUCKING CABRERA. have you seen him? chubbyfaced tool. why would you want dick that's been in ashlee simpson?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:49am

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• you have no idea how many girls flash for free gumbys

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 23, 09 at 11:19am

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• THIS IS RYAN, THIS POST IS FAKE, FUCK YOU ALL I'M NOT A SLUT, TOOL OR ANYTHING OF THE SORT!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:53pm

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• gumbys is so goooooddddd!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:08pm

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• haha, ive flashed for free gumbys too!!! it's like a right of passage. BTW, gumby's is a pizza place!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:51pm

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• i guess you guys know the poster...and by the way, ryan cabrera (who i had to wiki) sucks. now i remember seeing him on tv, looks like a tool

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:37am

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• this post is not necessarilly a lie just because his bitch girlfriend said he wouldnt cheat... hate to break it to you slut.... but i was there and he was making out with maaaddd bitches (which blows my mind, look at him) and him taking a bra from a drunk bitch isnt cheating RETARD!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:36am

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• This is Riley, Ryans' girlfriend....and this post is FAKE. I was with him last night. He would never cheat on me. I'm too hot to hold and too much to handle.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:29pm

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• I really hope it was for pokey sticks.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:14am

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• thats tallahassee for you

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:05am

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• Ha, all lies. Losers.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:43pm

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• ah he is so cute... jealous haha sounds like an amazing night hahha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:21am

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• gotta love fsu girls..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:44am

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• the gumbys there is always free...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:48pm

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• i'd totally do ryan cabrerra! he's fucking hot. text me! 541.261.1862 [:

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 4, 09 at 6:40pm

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• my friend slept with him and thought he got her prego. he must get around

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:01pm

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• So I also had a similar experience; but I adopted an inflatable palm tree named Carlisle, got hit on by Ryan Cabrerra, just took a picture with him, took a picture with Pedro from Napoleon Dynamite because they were hanging out, payed for pizza, and went to sleep at my own house. This is what someone who doesn't drink did in a similar situation. Oh & I'm from Tampa and go to FSU too. Small world.

  Submitted by imthegoodgirl on Feb 20, 10 at 2:29am

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• Even urban dictionary couldn't help with the gumbys, except for the obvious SNL. And who the hell would want that?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:55am

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• I'd totally do Ryan Cabrera! he's fucking sexy!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 1:56pm

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• Um I <3 Big Daddy's. Good people and great music. Might be a little trashy at times, but don't hate.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:28pm

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• All these 'good night'ers need to reconsider....it was Ryan Caberra...sick!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:11pm

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• big daddys rules and the place was fucking packed with hot chicks when ryan cabrera was there!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 12, 09 at 1:48am

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• Big Daddy's blows, I hate that place, but god damn, I'm away from Tally for the summer and I'm getting Gumby's cravings.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:23pm

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• Inflatable moose named Johnson?? Doesnt sound bad to meeee haha

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 7:21pm

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• 12:29 nice attempt at being funny.. you're not, go kill yourself. And this is such a fake text.. She doesn't even know his name and why would you want to kiss him?? Uck

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:40pm

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• Good night on the Tenn Strip huh?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 7:23pm

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• lmfao - Well I didn't kiss him, but I did give him my bra with " I suck better than Ashlee" written in it...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 9:14am

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• Whoever is saying it isn't Tallahassee because its 813 is retarded. I have an 813 area code & live in Tallahassee, go to FSU & have flashed for free Gumby's after a drunken night on the Tennessee strip.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 5:39pm

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• Seriously, first of all Tampa is 813. Tallahassee is 850 you dipshits. Second of all, miss text, I doubt you kissed Ryan Cabrera, but if you did, you're dumb. Third of all, Ryan and Riley SO look at the 813 area code texts from last night. Get real, get a life. And I've never tried Gumby's, but I'm so guessing I should if it's worth flashing over. If you guys LIVE in Tallahassee and don't even know you're own area code is 850, LEARN YOUR NUMBERS.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 17, 09 at 1:28am

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• its so sad how many FSU-ians read this and think .....oh Tallahassee. yet...its amazing. Proud to be a seminole =)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 5:06pm

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• go noles! that is amazing ryan was at big daddy's, that's probably one of the smallest venues in tallahassee. not worth a fsu venue? yaaa

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 12:15am

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• honestly. are you fucking twelve?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:43pm

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• hahaha just the thought that elvis' granddaughter and ryan cabrera are stalking around on this site "defending their honor" or whatnot really makes my life. kinda makes me glad that i'm not famous <3

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 12:54am

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• come on people kissing Ryan Caberrera is never a good night

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 10:08am

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• Heyyy I've kissed him too! Don't feel special...

  Submitted by amark09 on Jan 1, 11 at 10:58pm

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• stick it to me tuesdays anyone?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 2:47pm

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• all i want to know is who actually goes to big daddy's? that bar is awful!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 11:26am

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• 813 is tampa, fucktards.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 12:07am

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• I live in Tampa... I'm pretty sure we are 813...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 5:07pm

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• ahhhh 813 and at fsu +10

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:18pm

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• uhm someone said something about this being tallahasee? its tampa...

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:19pm

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• All the people who are saying good nighters need to reconsider. I don't care how bad Ryan is. It's fucking Gumbys!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 6:20pm

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• I highly doubt Riley Keough would post on here anyways. She's freaking Elvis Presley's granddaughter

  Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:28am

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• haha wow this is so classy and this girl doesnt go to FSU she goes to UF

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:47pm

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• uhm its tally...so weird, i have an 813 area code and live in tally. how magical.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 6:02am

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• Only in Tampa... And you have am 913 area code cuz you lived in Tpa when you got your phone and now you go to FSU. Duh

  Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 4, 09 at 2:56am

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