next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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