just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
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You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
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ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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