Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
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I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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