brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
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Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
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We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
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