google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I look better un-naked...
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
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Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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