I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
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Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
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the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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