Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
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An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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