no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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