i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
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And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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