I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
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This baby is an asshole
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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