Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
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it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
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I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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