:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
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I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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