guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
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I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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