This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
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I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
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Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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