summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
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Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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