You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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