I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
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Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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