Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
My roommate just called. He's in Miami and has no idea how he got there. He also has a ticket to Buenos Aires that he can't explain. I figured you'd have the explanation.
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went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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