I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
one might say we're banned from that church
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
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I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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