I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
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If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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