your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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White people are beatboxing! Save me.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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