Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
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Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You need a sexual gate keeper
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
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