I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
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I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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