It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
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Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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