after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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