kristin has been a bad kristin
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
Randomize