Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
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I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
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I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
BRING THE BAGELS
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