belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
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Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
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I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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