ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
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Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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