no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
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for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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