Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
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Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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