then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
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im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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