He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
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he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
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Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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