I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
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I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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